Ahh , The Good Ol’ Graze

my wife’s side is so different man my wife is always happy she’s even when bad things go wrong she’s always would have smiled this woman she came home came home last month she’s like babe i don’t know what happened but

i was back in a parking lot at the mall

and i just sideswiped a cement pylon

it’s just a grace it’s a

small grace you could probably buff it

out

or use some carnauba wax to just

you know

now my immediate reaction is to yell

that’s

that’s how i grew up high volume

i’d come home with a flat tire on my

bicycle my father be like what the [ __ ]

is this

i don’t know

i didn’t see the nail

my wife grew up with a mother that was

more forgiving this

accidents happen

just as long as you were not injured

we could always replace it

my father was like guess who’s walking

this summer

can’t get you nothing nice

so now i can’t yeah i can’t yell at my

wife she does not respond

to yelling last time i raised my voice

she gave it right back to me she’s like

i don’t know what this is

but you better bring this down and let’s

talk like adults and resolve it

okay let’s just resolve it i think you

need some therapy you

and your father should get in some type

of group

retreat for your condition

i don’t know

so i can’t yell i gotta push it

i gotta push this [ __ ] deep i

i don’t even know who i am anymore i

can’t i don’t even

sound like me

i’m sitting in the kitchen like yeah

okay it’s

just a craze then

i think i could probably buff it out if

you said it’s a grace i

it’s a craze

can we go to the driveway to look at

what you call

a grazes because i’d love to

know in your head what you think that is

she’s like yeah no i’ll show you so both

of us go out to the driveway i’m like we

need a new door

you