What I Would Do To Be In Italy by Sebastian Maniscalco
i i performed in italy uh recently it
was a it was a yeah
beautiful and i took my wife
and we went it was in tuscany now we
check in
to our hotel room we go to the pool
start looking around the pool
see a beautiful couple come down
beautiful couple
just on their honeymoon you could tell
they’re recently married stunning
woman was well put together had a nice
sun head on big brim
nice wedge
ladies get yourself a nice wedge for the
pool deck
got a nice see-through sash beautiful
just
blew in the wind
guy had a nice swim trunk on right here
mid thigh guys get yourself a nice trunk
for the season
you’ve seen some of these men that wear
this uh
swimsuit down today what are you wearing
slacks
they get out of the pool half of the
pool’s caught in their legs
so they get into the pool they start to
swim as a couple i’ve never seen
anything like it
she’s doing the breaststroke just
the guy’s doing the butterfly
know how confident you have to be to
pull off the butterfly
i’ve never seen the butterfly outside
the olympics this guy
is doing a recreational butterfly on his
honeymoon
you know how violent that is the entire
pool looks like a jacuzzi
kids are drowned
then i’m looking at these kids i don’t
even know what they’re wearing these
kids
they’re covered from head to toe
eight-year-old kid he’s got long
sleeves on it’s got a hat with flaps
over his ears
spf 30 000. what the hell
kid looks like a mime
[Applause]
it’s got every apparatus unknown to man
breathing tube
goggles flippers what are you looking
for
it’s a pool there’s no coral
i had none of this growing up i asked my
father dad
i want to look underneath the water open
up your eye
[Applause]
by the end of the vacation i was blind i
couldn’t see [ __ ]
so they stopped guy’s out of breath
i’m looking at him he’s got long hair
type of hair you got to dip in the pool
and then flip
back oh god as soon as i saw that i pat
my wife i got to meet this guy
this guy’s sensational
and i don’t know if you’ve ever talked
to somebody so magnificent before
that you have nothing to share i had
nothing to tell this guy this guy had
multiple careers at 16 he played in the
french open
at 32 he had a big law firm now he’s
running a big hedge fund then he tells
us
we summer in capri where do you summer
our backyard i don’t know what the hell
you’re talking about
we take a week off of here you got the
summers
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